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An erection that springs perversely to life in response to an utterly unerotic stimulus, such as an animal carcass or UK politician Anne Widdecombe
It was so fucked up, I mean she must have weighed at least forty stone, but I swear I sprung a Widdecombe boner
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1. An attractive body that causes one to become sexually aroused.
2. A slang term refrencing medication prescribed by ones doctor to relieve the tension one experiences during a time of erectile dysfunction.
1. "Back off! This boner candy is mine!"
1. "It must be Halloween cause I see nothin' but boner candy."
1. "Doug is pumped up about next week. His boner candy is being imported from Canada."
2. "Mr. & Mrs. Johnson were having marital problems for some time, but since he was put on boner candy I always see a smile on their faces!"
2. Boner candy, it's like filling a flat tire.
2. Rufus sure doesn't look all that big. I hope he's packing boner candy.
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When you finish an exam early, but still have ages to wait until it ends. With nothing to pass the time, your mind wanders to porn/ the hot girl in front of you and you get and embarrassing erection.
Guy 1: oh dude, that exam was so long!
Guy 2: I know, I was so bored
Guy 1: hey, weren't you behind that girl Jessica?
Guy 2: yeah, I got a massive exam boner
Guy 1: wow, embarrassing!
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Make a silly mistake. Though this phrase seems to possess sexual connotations due to a shift in the meaning of the word "boner", the original phrase actually has racist origins.
From eigozai.com:
The expression "to pull a boner" comes from the old American minstrel shows. There was a man in these shows who was called Mr. Bones because he carried two small sticks of bone that he used as an instrument. He was asked questions by one of the other men in the show, just to get stupid but funny answers. This became known as "pulling boners." But in time, the expression, "to pull a boner," meant something more than getting an answer to make you laugh. It meant a bad blunder a mistake that was costly. And a man who pulled such boners was often described as a "bonehead."
Either put down the Heinie or the hammer drill. Are you trying to pull a boner? Beer and power tools simply don't mix!
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It's cold in here, I just got a nipple boner!
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The body's reaction to something so unarousing that the penis shrinks back into the body, as to move away from the thing. Usually accompanied by disgust and/or shock, usually caused by nuns in spandex.
That chick gives me anti-boners.
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The erection of a woman's nipples due to intense sexual arousal.
Ashley's thin bikini top couldn't hide the titty boner she got when she saw Jeff's buff physique.
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