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the fucking gayest most faggotist fucking AHHHH franchise in all of sports
The new york yankees can kiss my minnesotan ass!
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One of the shittiest NHL teams around. They win 1 cup in how many years? Their fans are dicks and are jealous that the New Jersey Devils have won 3 Cups in 10 years.
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Tall, handsome, a pleasure to talk to. Whether he knows it or not, the girl of his dreams is waiting for him, although she is in another country. He sometimes seems too good to be true, so girls are sometimes confused as to why he is not taken already. He is very sweet and gentlemanly, and if he eventually finds the girl of his dreams, he will treat her like gold, and they will be extremely happy together!
Girl 1:"Who is that cute boy? Is he single?"
Girl 2: "That's New York Boy! He's single!"
Girl 1: "How is that possible...it seems too good to be true!"
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1) A possessive indicating that the noun following it in the sentence is property of a New York Yankee.
2) A contraction of either "New York Yankee IS" or "New York Yankee HAS."
3) The way idiots spell the plural of "New York Yankee." You NEVER, EVER put an apostrophe in a plural. EVER. Illiterate morons.
1) "That New York Yankee's parents recently moved to Brooklyn."
- This is right.
2) "I think a New York Yankee's going to win MVP this year."
OR
"Some New York Yankee's been visiting our neighbors a lot lately."
- These are both right, too.
3) "The New York Yankee's are playing the Met's tonight."
- No! This is WRONG! Where did you LEARN this?!? Stop doing it!
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The best city in the world!!! New York is home to several very famous tourist attractions, among them the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building. The Big City is one of the fashion capitals of the world, and no wonder, what with fifth avenue. Some of their really great stores include Barney's, Saks Fifth Avenue, and Sephora. NYC is also a celebrity hot spot, with tons of awesome clubs, where celebrities like MK & A hang out. There's no doubt about it: NEW YORK ROX!!!
I'm going shopping at the original Saks, in New York City!
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WHOEVER SAID THIS:
"New York City is a massive pile of garbage on America's east coast, and is thankfully downwind to the rest of America's citizens. It is the only city in the country that prides itself on being over-priced, filthy, and rude to visitors, yet out-of-towners still show up in droves.
Citizens of New York City are generally douchebags. They rarely take pride in anything they've accomplished in life, but rather where their mother happened to shit them out. People who no longer live in NYC will tell you how great it is (in barely understandable English) even though you didn't ask and couldn't care less.
As of 9/11/2001, apparently EVERYONE in New York City and the surrounding cities, or even people who had a layover there once, narrowly averted death by changing their travel plans that day. They usually tell this to everyone within earshot to score sympathy.
In summation, New York City is to be avoided at all costs. Furthermore, Hollywood should stop making lame-ass movies and TV shows there, because we're all fucking sick of it.
GO SOX!
Vinny: "I say Queens is the bestest burrough in New York City!"
Bob: "You live in Seattle now, retard. Nobody here gives a shit." "
IS A COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE AND SHOULD KILL HIMSELF! MORE LIKELY THOUGH,A MASSHOLE... HERE'S A REAL DEFINITION FOR YA:
New York City:
A World Class City, above all else in North America. It's really a joke when bitter, miserable Massholes (or people in other New England states blindly allying themsleves to them) poke fun at NY because of their own insecurities about their lame excuse for a city, Boston. Boston is not even 1/10 the city New York is population-wise, and not even 1% fun-wise. If this isn't enough fuya, which it never is for BloSux fans, read on. Some Massholes may even attempt to reason that Boston is a better city for families and visting... BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! Tell me how many people visit Boston... then tell me how many like it. It's only a good city if you like getting shit-faced with a bunch of miserable Bostonians during one of the city's bad sports teams performances. Before I end, the weather there, like the people, is always fucking cold and clammy.
I win. New York City wins.
BOSTON, AS ALWAYS, YOU LOSE.
Go YANKEES!!!
See you in 2086 Red Sux, you SUCK!!!
Give it up Boston, you just suck and can't handle it!
FYI I am from Connecticut NOT New York and I am really fucking sick of hearing massholes bashing this great American city.
Bostonian: If I could kill any state it'd be New Yahk (New York City in Masshole Language)
Me: Listen if ya think "killin", or whateva ya mean by that, New Yawk will make Boston the best city, you're retarded... yud hafta kill the other 250 decent cities in our country ta do that.
Bostonian: Fuck you. Go Sox!!
Me: Just keep sayin that ya pile uh shit.
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A sexual act regarding 3 men, 3 basketballs, and a small cardboard box big enough to fit a penis. Often done with men above the age of 40.
Kendra: Oh crap, I think my grandpa was doing the New York Hooper last night.
Delaney: How do you know?
Kendra: There's 3 basketballs and a cardboard box with a hole for a dick.
Delaney: I'm sorry.
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