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white men cant jump theory

The bullshit theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. Mostly used by "gangstas" in the "hood". Coined by eminem in his book The Way I Am.

White boy: Yo lemme play ball wit' you guys

Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball

White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.

by Wade Zabell December 31, 2011


cis straight christian white men

he invented pretty much everything good and bad

Cis straight christian white men invented 95% of medicine and technology and started two world wars.

by John Milton Junior May 06, 2022


people in denial about being white

This strange cult of white boys who seem to be "swagging in the g hizzle" almost all the time tend to hang around other people in denial about being white.

What is the origin of this strange breed of pale-playaz?

1) ADD
2) Marin County
3) Eminem

So back to my point;
These people need to be hunted down before:

1) ECKô makes anymore money
2) All kids are overcome with "Chronic Gangsta Syndrome" which is a side affect of Ridilin, along with the condition known as "hotdog finger"(CGS)

I have spoken my piece.

hook me up....

by Sombrero Hombre (no soy mexicano) March 06, 2004


its bigger than black and white

a word used by lil baby Which stands for "a unified fight against racism"

"blm!!"

"ITS BIGGER THAN BLACK AND WHITE"

by zokoyxz June 29, 2023


WBBS “White Boy Booty Syndrome”

WBBS, plagues millions of Americans, favoring males of the Caucasian populace, roughly 47% of American males suffer from this syndrome every year. Hundreds of thousands have tried to combat this embarrassing syndrome only to be laughed at and bullied and scoffed at for their weak puny efforts, this syndrome is know as “white boy booty syndrome”. A syndrome where the booty of the white “boy” cannot grow enough to fill their damn jeans! They can’t be naked in front of a woman cause the embarrassment of having no ass causes their Peepee to shrivel in shame!........ but there is a cure. It’s called work, hard work and dedication in the form of squats, face down leg curls, donkey kicks! The leg press. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A VICTIM! You can overcome this embarrassing syndrome! OVERCOME WBBS!!!!

I myself suffer from the chronic disorder of WBBS, I’ve been working at fixing it for years, but it’s to embarrassing to be in public with jeans on, and no way to hold up my pants, even a belt isn’t enough to combat my WBBS “White Boy Booty Syndrome”.

by MeGrinch21 August 23, 2018


national white people appreciation day

White people appreciation day is on the 12th of February. Take this day to appreciate the things white men and women have done for the world

Guy1
“Hey it’s white people appreciation day
Guy2

“Make sure to tell everyone you know to thank white people for all that they have done!!”

National White people appreciation day” Is made to thank all the white people for what they have done

by WhiteWangALang January 22, 2020


National Get a white monster day

You need to get a White monster and a white one only on November 15th

Karl: Oh my got it's November 15th give me your credit card

Jimmy: No why?

Karl: It's national get a white monster day

by hallooooo November 15, 2021