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Fumble the bag

What Peter did after breaking up with Rachel

"Can't believe he could fumble the bag like that"

by chikikikiki October 28, 2023


Tire Bag

A male or female who eats poop and cum out of a dirty condom used on their anus.

"Bro I tire bagged your mom last night"

"You fucking tire bag whore!"

Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.

Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?

by Kosh jyle April 15, 2019


bag of doom

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain and a bag of doom.

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain (Special-K, by Kelloggs) and a bag of doom (LSD).

Anyone else get a sense of impending doom while tripping on LSD? I took a bag of doom and feel all transcendental now, like I wanna go milk a squirrel. I also can't feel my face when I'm with you.

by Bob Johnson 2022 December 5, 2022


Bag of smashed arseholes

A term used to describe what a fit girl looks like when waking up after a night out.

"I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"

by mingsly September 29, 2014


Workin the Bag

When a girl with a really long tongue begins to lick your uvula while kissing

Emma was really workin the bag last night

by fart box user November 11, 2021


bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023


GROCERY BAG

a reference to the skin tone of black people in the United States. People darker than a grocery bag were denied entry to churches, universities, and social events. More recently, it represents the skin color of the "ideal" black woman

And I got her, nigga: grocery bag

by Calypso268 October 31, 2021