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This is usually referred to someone who is stuck up or arrogant.
"I wish Mike would get his ass off his shoulders and admit he was wrong for tea-baggin James while he was sleep!"
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used to denote to others that you find a girl attractive and would therefore like to see her in her underwear or naked.
Friend: Check her out shes fit eh?
You: I'd like to google her with my safe search off!
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Its so awsome Im not even playin!
Man that cd is off the hizzle fo shizzle, dizzle
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to take a crap.
Wow, that took forever to drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office. That Sasha is a feisty one.
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A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"
Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.
Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.
A: Eminem's white.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Tupac's dead.
B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.
B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Jessica alba is hot.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
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