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To punch someone in the head.
Dude is trying to kick it to my girl. I'm gonna have to go smoove upside his head.
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young adult, male, succumbing to prematurely shaven temple. a futile attempt to preserve dignity, masking the inevitable onset of recession.
associate of anally retarded behaviour. socially inadaquate.
"check out the bhc, he's full of mince"
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A phrase which has never actually been spoken aloud. Instead, it is found exclusively in letters to the editor and on message-boards. Must be spoken with a grumpy old white man accent.
Legalize marijuana? You need to give your head a shake, boy. And get off my lawn.
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noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy
Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.
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1. The act of masturbating (the bumping of the tip of the penis) and fist pumping at the same time. This act is usually done when watching exciting porn or when someone just really likes Jersey Shore.
2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.
1. Person X: Dude you wanna go down town tonight?
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.
2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.
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The male genitilia, or commonly known as the male penis. Often used to describe such a penis that is large in both length and width.
Don't mess with that sucka, he'll slap you silly with his purple-headed yogo slinger!
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Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.
"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"
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