Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.
My friend has experienced secondhand choking
when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee
thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.
when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up
Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!
The best discord server with egirls packing and twerking !!!
bruh why you not in discord.gg/choke u bum
Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass
Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.
Everyone has their own fetish.
Did you hear Bob was into feet? Never knew, different folks, different chokes.