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a phrase that is uttered when someone says/does something so ridiculous or absurd that you are so dumbfounded that you physically cannot stand
Alex: *gets shit on in csgo*
"THIS MAN'S NAME IS FUCKING 'DU YUO KNO DE WHAY'. I CAN'T STAND! I CANNOT FUCKING STAND.
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A sexual position in which the woman engages in oral sex with the man, while the man is in a standing position and the woman is upside down doing a handstand. The man then has the option to "pump the keg" by fisting her vaginally.
"That girl last night was crazy; she treated me to a Tulsa County Keg Stand"
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How about we leave this establishment as soon as possible.
It's 5 o'clock! We're done work let's blow this popsicle stand.
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Verbal one night stand: when you have a deep conversation with someone you don't know, and never do it again.
Samantha and I had a deep conversation the other night about her woeful love life. Then I signed off. She told me later it was a verbal one night stand.
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Successfully inserting your erect penis into a womans vagina after leaping from a nearby table or chair, please consider the amount of erectile strength needed to perform this act of sex.
Greg leaped from the kitchen table and successfully performed a cuban reverse taco stand, inserting the erection into Sophie's vagina.
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1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.
Damn, Dude, I'm beat. Shelia dropped a Study Hall stand off on me last period. I'm dehydrated.
Anything that means everything to you for any reason.
A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.