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The thing Fortnite players will never get to experience.
(Bill and Phill are both Fortnite players)
Bill: Hey Phill, what’s sex?
Phill: I don’t know Bill, we’re fucking Fortnite players, we’re fucking virgins.
Bill: uhhh Bill help me! I just saw the season five skins and my peepee is turning hard! what’s happening?!?!?!? HELP MEEE
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When the male reproductive organ enters the (Or a) female's vagina.
Guy: That was an awesome night last night with her.
Guy #2: Why?
Guy: Me and her had sex.
Guy #2: Awesome, so did I.
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When a man puts his hopefully large dick into a girl's vagina.
I was having a party for my birthday at the pool. My crush was coming, and I was determined to get him to myself. He finally arrived. His ruffled black hair was just perfect, and his vibrant blue eyes gazed shyly at me. His skin was tanned. When the party was over, I took Gale's hand, dragging him behind the bathrooms. I looked up at him, he gazed softly down at me. We wordlessly kissed, my arms around his neck and his around my waist. "Lets have sex, Emily." He whispered to me.
He pulled away from me, putting his hands on my boobs, and I smiled up at him, inviting him to go on. He tore off my top, and kissed my neck lovingly. He slid his lips down to my nipples, engulfing one in his mouth. I moaned as he bit down on it.
I reached down, grabbing his dick through his pants. He smirked at me, pulling away and taking his swim pants off, revealing a 10 inch long, 3 1/2 wide cock. I stared, astonished. I had never seen one so big. He laid me down, and I reached up, pulling him onto me. He suddenly went into me, easily sliding out again. I moan, wanting more. "All the way, Gale! Please!" I begged, and he obeyed, sticking it in all the way. I cummed into him, and he moaned, as did I. Gale put one hand on each of my huge tits, moving them around. I moaned. "Keep going!" I shouted, but then he had to go. Before he got into his car, I pulled one of my boobs out for him to touch one last time. He smirked, kissing them and then backed into the car, driving away.
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It was about 1am and Me and my boyfriend, Jack, were watching a movie. A sex scene came on. I saw him getting a boner.
He looked at me embarrassed. “Do you need help with that” I asked “yes” he replied. I took of my skirt and underwear and he took his jeans and boxers off. I started to suck his dick and he was screaming my name.
I lied down on the couch and he guided his duck through me. “Faster” I yelled. He did as I said. I came and he was smirking. We continued to have sex until we were both satisfied. By now it was about 3.30am
At his house he had a pool.
“Wanna go for a swim” he asked
“I’ve not got my bathing suit” I told him
“How about we go naked” he said
“Okay” I took off my shirt and bra and then we walked outside
He took off his shirt
We got in the pool first and then decided to get in the hot tub
I straddled him and we made out
Our best friends Kyle and Poppy came out and saw what we were doing. They were dating too. We immediately stopped.
The four of us got in the pool, still naked and the boys went inside to get drinks. Me and Poppy started to make out, we were rubbing each other’s pussy’s. The boys cane out “Do you guys wanna have an orgy.” Kyle asked, “ya” we reply and then the 4 of us have sex until about 8 in the morning.
This was a good night. I loved having sex.
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When A man sticks his erected penis into a woman's wet pussy
Mason and Zoe had been room mates for a year and always had feelings for each other.
One night Mason got home from work when he saw Zoe on the kitchen bench naked and legs spread wide open. Mason stood in awe as his eyes looks at her massive breasts. It was obvious she was drunk but Mason felt his cock harden. He rushed over to Zoe and started frenching her. Mason lifted her up and started to squeeze her ass.
He took Zoe to the bedroom and he striped down naked. His cock was 9 inches long and his muscles pulced. Zoe screamed "MASON FUCK ME HARD". Mason jumped on top of her and pushed,hard into her wet pussy. Zoe moaned. "FUCK ME HARDER,I WANT U INSIDE ME" Mason pushed hard as the doorbell rang. Zoe giggled "I invited someone over".
Mason ran over to the door. It was Zoe's best friend, Madison. She was a model, had big breasts and Mason had always wanted to get on her. Madison was wearing a tight tank top and yoga pants that made her ass look big.
Madison and Mason ran into the bedroom together and Mason helped Madison strip her clothes off. Mason was surrounded by two beautiful, naked, women. Mason started to drive his cock into Madison as she sat on top of him. Zoe frenched Mason as he squeezed Madison's ass. Madison and Zoe swapped as Mason groped Zoe's breasts.
They continued through the night and Mason still talks about being surrounded by beautiful women and having the best sex ever
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Sexual intercourse is how babies are made.
Sex
Samuel was just hanging out by the pool. He kept looking at the women over by the hot tub.
Suddenly, one of them got up. She went over to Samuel, and started talking to him. "I need your help," she said. "My name is Chloe. I'm having some trouble putting my hair up, can you help?" Of course, Samuel agreed. "Let's go to the changing rooms to do it, though. As they walked in to the room, he felt something rub up against his cock. He looked down, and saw that he had a huge erection. After Chloe closed the door, she looked down and noticed that Samuel had an erection. "Can't wait to get started, huh?" She smirked, pushing him into the wall. Without any warning, she pulled Samuel's shorts down and started to give him a blowjob. While she was doing that, Samuel started to take her top off and expose her D-cup size breasts. Then, he managed to take the bottom part off, and showed her shaved pussy. He brought his hand down to her vagina, and started to rub her clit. Right as he started doing that, Chloe moaned. "Fuck, I'm going to cum" She groaned. Right as that was about to happen, he stopped. Without any warning, he slammed his dick into her soaking-wet pussy. "You're so tight Chloe" he moaned. He started moving faster. "Oh my god, fuck me" She said, louder than before. "Harder, faster" she screamed. He obliged. She let out a huge moan. Samuel was close to his limit, as well. He went as fast as he possibly could, and pulled out just in time. They both came at the same time.
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Sex is like the math ,
Add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Spread the legs ,
Hope you don't multiply
Sex is like maths
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