breakdancing cat

The breakdancing cat is a feline that breakdances. It is very important in most countries around the world, especially Uganda.

Person A: wth is the cat supposed to accomplish? huh? nothin', that's what
Person B: IT'S A BREAKDANCING CAT
Person A: oh shi- you're right.

cat hole

a hole dug in the ground to use as a toilet

Each time you use that cat hole remember to toss a shovel of dirt back into it.

trouser cat

Female genitalia

I would really like to see her trouser cat.

Cat Yoga

Cat Yoga n: Physical manipulation of your pet feline to adopt yogic postures that help to release negative energies built up in the cats body.

Example: "Did you see Seth performing Cat Yoga with his furry friend?"

"I have to get ready for my Cat Yoga class" An exercise that builds trust bonds between owner and pet thru therapeutic stretching of the major feline muscle groups.

black-catting

To always try to trump someone else in a conversation.

An example of black-catting is "I have a black cat."
"Yeah, well my black cat is blacker than yours."

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cat shit

1. The feces of a cat
2. food that tastes really nasty.

1. Eww...there's cat shit in my garden!
2. What the hell is this? Liver and onions? I'm not eating this cat shit!

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Hipster cat

An online meme of a cat with glasses that enjoys unknown, obscure, or "underground" viral concepts that have spread through culture or the internet.

Hipster cat's favorite band: you haven't heard of them!

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