About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

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About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word

'Spot on' or 'Perfect'

"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."

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don't you forget about me

The lyrics to a song that's on The Breakfast Club or something. If you're searching this you are extremely bored and you have nothing better to do.

Don't you forget about me! Don't, don't, don't! Don't you forget about meeee!

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Stop Posting about among us

Which means "Stop adding among us stuff"

Can you please stop posting about among us?

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STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!!

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!!

belli bilong mi walk about

Pidgin English for "I have a tummyache". If you want to say "I have a big tummyache", you can say "belli bilong mi plenti walk about".

Oooohhh, belli bilong mi walk about. Mi hav tokim bigfela seramik!

The cat with no hat knows nothing about that

No hat + cat = no knowledge.

The cat in the hat knows a lot about that, meanwhile the cat with no hat knows nothing about that.