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The act of having sex with a flaccid penis
"It doesnt matter that i am impotent. My girlfriend loves it when I give her the soft serve! And it feels better too!!"
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A term used to define any anti-erection enduced by any drug. i.e. Anti-Depressant drugs, Cocaine, and Alki-hol.
Big J' sooo' did you have a Soft Phallus after sorting 4 lines of llello?
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Cum that cums before you pre-cum
I soft cum before i pre-cam in my pants
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soft cakes is kid whos : whipped, soft but acts tough, thinks their big, talks a whole lotta ish, smokes weed. They speak with a wierd accent sometimes and are usuly off the boat. R U KIDDING ME!!! but in all seriousness aleks is soft cakes of 2007
aleks cosovic is soft cakes of 2007
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A male who is less than manly in that he cant get, or keep a hard-on. With this being so, he is unable to perform his manly duties.
That guy, hes such a fucking soft cock.
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A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.
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A soft cock is a guy who doesn't go out looking for stray cats. He likely has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, and his friends, who are/have hard cocks and are typically desperate for action on any given night, call him a soft cock when they go out to the bars and he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights
Hey Mitch, who's going to the bar tonight to pick up?
Chris isn't, he's a soft cock.
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