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wearing your pants low so the "T" of your thong is visible in back
When JCAHO saw the nurses on 10 Long "T birding", they remarked this is the most casual hospital environment they've ever seen.
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when you look up at the sky and ask your friend if you have any boogers
so i sneezed at dinner and did not have a mirror so i asked my friend if i had any birds in the sky.
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The humming bird is a sex move when your eating your girl friend out and you put your lips on her clitoris and you start humming which creates a vibrating sensation for her and make u the man
I was eating out Bewitch last night and I did the humming bird on her she said she has never felt anything like that in her life. After that we had some slime and I did the spider monkey on her not the Toney Danza.
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Flappy bird is an evil ass game , created by who , I don't know but he/she was probably spawn by the devil. In the came you have to help this retarded fish bird fly. It's fucking stupid yet very addictive. It makes you want to beat your phone , then pick it up and play again. It's a trap and if you don't have the willpower to delete it don't download it.
I can't get past level 10 on flappy bird , fuck you phone.
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When one person shakes their sexual partner repeatedly until their partner reaches an orgasm
Person 1: Yo, i heard Andrew hooked up with a girl last night.
Person 2: Yeah, he told me that he gave her an Angry Bird and she loved it
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cockney rhyming ( how the hell do you spell that word) slang for word
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Compared to a bird house, is much more comfortable for birds.
A bird house is not the same as a bird home.
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