One of the many shows that poisoned the once good disney channel. Remember Even Stevens? Funny jokes and the moral that followed most episods.
Shows like Zach and Cody don't give the viewer enough credit, only to exploit Zacks "Coolness" and Cody being a nerd and a pussy. They put Zach in "Cool" cloths and make him play guitar and skate, while thay make Cody, wear polos and play the keybored. Disney controls the concept of cool now i guess.
Even Stevens' joke:
Louis Stevens: and is it fair that Pluto has to live in a dog house, while Goofy, who is also a dog gets to drive around and play golf with Mickey?
everyone looks perplexed
Louis Stevens: It's just something that's always bothered me
Example of a The Suite Life of Zach and Cody joke:
Cody: Zack what's you're favorite shape?
Zach: Whats a Shape? (Laugh track)
Cody: Mines an Octagon because its interior angles equals mom's birthday.
Zach: Mom has a birthday? (Laugh track)
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A television show madefor kids ages 8-11. The show is about two spoiled rotten teens who wreck havoc around the hotel they live in and always get away with it.
Zack is the sterotypical bad boy, whose only lines apparantly are ones that are supposed to be stupid. A joke from one episode is:
Cody: Mom's birthday is on tuesday so what should we get her
Zack: Mom has a birthday?
Cody: Yes, and I think we should get her a necklace
Zack: What's a necklace?
Ok so most of the jokes are supposed to be that Zack is an idiot. While Cody is the sterotypical nerd.
The show is highly unrealistic and sends a message to kids that you can destroy as many things and cause as much trouble around a hotel or anywhere and you will always get away with it because your parents will always take bail you out.
If that show were real then Zack and Cody would be arrested for damaging property, disturbing the peace, and will possibly have to pay thousands of dollars in damages.
Zach would probably drop out of high-school, sell drugs, and then get arrested, and be put in death row. His last words would be "What is death row?".
Cody would probably be released on bail, and he would finish High-school but his bad-reputation and jail sentance would not allow him to attend any college. He would work at Mcdonalds and probably marry a prostitute.
London would probably end up like Paris Hilton or become poor when her father stops funding her. Maddy hopefully will have a good future.
*On the next episode of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody*
Zack:Hey Cody, you wanna make a mess around the hotel and destroy thousands of dollars of property?!
Cody: HELL YAH! Nothing ever happensto us because our mom will always bail us out
Zack: Yah Totally!
*Two hours later*
Zack: OH My God! We killed Mr.Mosbe
Cody:You hid the body right?
Zack: Yah
Cody: You made it look like a accident
Zack: This is terrible.We're soo in trouble
Cody: We've done worse, and nothing ever happens to us. Remember mom always bails us out
Zack: Oh yah
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Yet another shitty Disney show, specifically engineered by evil Zog media moguls to appeal to stupid little girls and retarded boys.
Me: Hey Kristy, what the hell are you watching?
Kristy: Deeeeerrrr, The suite life of Zach and Cody!
Me: Jesus fucking christ.....
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A show about two preteen (now teen) twins living in the Tipton hotel in Boston, MA. Though it was generally okay in the beggining, this show has become increasingly horrible over the past couple of years. Stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
Dude, WTF was that stupid show called that we watched last night?
Oh yeah, that was The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. It was okay at first, but now it kinda sucks.
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The best Real Estate Team in Houston, Texas. The cream of the crop in Houston Real Estate. With them on your side, goals will be accomplished and dreams will come true!
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A humble guy from Newberry Florida. He loves God and peanut butter (even though it makes him fat).
He very much enjoys reading the bible, biking, hiking, killing people on Halo: Reach, and spending time with Tamara Michelle Belhomme-Wint.
He also enjoys a challenging Differential Equations problem from time to time, maybe one that takes a page or two.
His hopes and dreams are to have his family, and God be proud of him, help people in need, and get married and have a family. (maybe two or three kids)
You see that guy over there? That is Cody Jacob Lee, go ask him for differential equations help.
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This man is from coco melon
Me: can I smash black dude named Cody
Grandma: sure sweetly, aslong as itβs not grandpa
Me: Darnβ¦ok grandma :(
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