The act of jerking off whilst taking a shit.
"Dude.... Palmala Handerson just gave me a Country Blumpkin!"
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A bunch of naked cowboys in the showers at the ram ranch.
Songs that have Big Country
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Associated with a mans Disneyland. When the mans Disneyland you are attending has crabs. Stay away from splash mountain and the bear country jamboree as they are in very close proximity to critter country. Disclaimer: Not every mans Disneyland has critter country. Whenever you do board the log ride, raise your bimini top. You don't want that kind of burn.
Dammit, I went to mans Disneyland last night, but I didn't ride the log ride because I thought it might go through critter country and I didn't bring my bimini. No lotion will soothe that kind of burn!
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Can be a really fun game to play, if you have people willing to...Is played much like regular karaoke except with only country songs...Also by mentioning it, can be a really fun way to upset your country music hating 'so-called' friends....
Ex. 1
While trick-or-treating Halloween night....
Girl1) "Guys I'm bored...I know why don't we play country karaoke?! One of you name a country song and I'll try to sing as much of it as I can!"
Other5GirlsInUnison) "NO!!!"
Ex. 2
In Math Class.....
Girl2) "Nom, nom, nom" and other incomprehensible words..
Girl1+2) Burst into laughter as everyone turns and stares...
Girl1) talking to 2 "You have to admit that was worse than country karaoke!"
Girl2)"No, just..no. NOTHING is worse than country karaoke.."
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A county Mac is when your genitals are oddly itchy and annoying.
I hate when I'm trying to masturbate but I have a country mac
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"Christina has some country twang in her singing voice!"
"When she talks, you know she is from the south because of that country twang she talks with."
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Mexican tradition: The act of crossing the Mexican/American border wall.
Mexican 1: Hey brother when we doing cross country
Mexican 2: Tonight brother... Tonight is the night
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