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When, as a punishment, you take a bong, fill it with your alcohol of choice, take a hit of weed, and then drink the liquor.
"We will stop the terrorist killers!"
"Now watch this drive."
*down bong water*
A drive way is a person that can't handle their alcohol and usually ends up passing out somewhere dumb like the drive way when there Is a perfectly good couch in the living room.
A drive way is that friend that gets way to fucked up way to fast and then starts being crazy and usually gets people to join.
A drive way is that friend that usually gets injured at parties.
Yo I wanna invite Collier to the party but he's such a drive way. Yeah I don't think we need any drive way here tonight my landlord is coming in the morning.
Yo we got a drive way already. Someone go get a picture of him so we can show him when he wakes up.
Of course Sam had to go and be a drive way again. Not to much fun leaving the party to go to the hospital.
A man with a large sex drive has a long distance to travel to see his girlfriend/partner
I'm losing weight recently, then again, I have to cycle 20 Km to get to my girlfriends, that's one hell of a sex drive
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A word used by Pastor Dan to wish his students well. A term that is equivalent to "Have a great day." or "Stay out of trouble." General used at the end of Xanga enteries.
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The futile urge to recall the "toll-free" number - is there another kind anymore? - which the announcers manning the membership drive on Public Radio have repeated several dozen times in the past few seconds and which, as a result, refuses to be recalled.
Let's see... 888... something something... why do I have such low remembership drive for that number, even though it is toll-free?
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When in a car with someone else driving, and the driver starts driving over the bumps on the lane divider, you can yell out "Driving Braille!", in an indication that he is driving over the bumps, creating a rapid bump bump bump noise.
(Braille is the bumpy writing that vision-impaired people use to read)
John is driving back from a late concert through semi-windy roads with Jill in the passenger seat, John starts driving over the lane divider which causes the car to mildly vibrate and a rapid bump bump sound to start.
Jill: "Driving Braille much?"
John: "Shuttup I'm tired"
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In the act of selling drugs, you end up driving around to several different places for very little profit.
"I'm driving the bus at this point since I've driven to Egypt and back all for a funky $20 profit!"
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