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Identical to the dutch hand grenade with the following additional action: once the foul air biscuit is released, the other hand follows through with a slapping motion in order to violently waft the putrescent aroma into the snout of the deserving victim.
When my woman told me she was cheating on me with the mailman, I gave that dirty whore a Dutch Bitchslap.
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A large, lidded cast-iron pot with a fold-away, bail handle. Originally, the dutch oven was used as just that, a bread oven. In the days when most families lacked modern stoves, and depended on the fire-place hearth for their cooking, a dutch oven could be filled with bread dough, lidded and buried in hot embers in order to bake the bread. Nowdays, the dutch oven is usually placed atop the stove to cook beans and stews, though sometimes it is still used in a conventional oven to cook bread loaves and baked beans. In rare instances, a cast-iron dutch oven can double as a deep-fryer.
In some areas, the dutch oven is referred to as a "dutchie." This is claimed by the surviving members of Musical Youth as the "dutchie" in the lyric: "pass the dutchie from the left-hand side." from their one hit song. It is of course now believed that the word in the song was changed from "cutchie," a Jamaican slang term for a kind of marijuana.
I cooked a dutch oven full of lentil soup, a pot of saffron rice and even baked a loaf of crispy bread. I am a good cook, no?
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When, while wearing a kilt, a white girl gives you head. Before you become sexually satisfied you stuff a cold eggo waffle down her throat wrapped around your penis and ejaculate. Then you pour in syrup in her vagina and, with the waffle now relatively warm and soggy, you have vaginal sex over and over again. Once you are done flogging her, you proceed to play the bagpipes in celebration.
William: Hey baby, I got my kilt, waffle, syrup, and bagpipe all ready. You wanna have a dutch waffle at my place tonight.
Betty: Hell yeah. I am half Dutch after all.
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A Dutch oven is where you let of a gastly fart under the bed covers and trap it while your girlfriend is out of the room; when she gets back in bed, you force her innocent face under the sheets to see if the odour makes her vomit.
"Pete, last night i Dutch ovened my girlfriend! I wish it had made her vomit though..."
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noun: the intentional or unintentional release of intestinal gas while on the receiving end of cunnilingus.
"My boyfriend went down on me last night, and I was so into it that I couldn't control myself and accidentally gave him a Dutch Taco."
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When you take a shit, then immediately shower in the same bathroom, boiling the stench.
I didn't think I had to shit till I got to the bathroom to take a shower, so I had to make a Dutch Cauldron.
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The act of withdrawl of the penis from the anus of your anal sex partner followed by circular twirling of the penis around the mouth of that person. In extreme cases this may form a fecal goatee.
I gave your little sister a Dutch Windmill NOT because I would like it, but because I knew YOU would hate it!
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