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An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.
Like a tea bag but worse, a properly executed egg tray is where you carefully place you testicles in someone's eyes so that they settle in like eggs in an egg tray.
He was a sleep so I snuck in and gave him the old egg tray.
When a person makes a small hole in a Cadbury's creme egg, sucks the creme out then ejaculates into the egg, seals the hole and gives it to their unexpecting victim
"aw man shes been really annoying recently, im gonna have to give her a creme egg"
The one that you wanna get an egg, give an egg, give him/her egg, egg.
Be my egg daddy
Noun; A person who is a little weird but it's ok because they are extremely sexy and anyone would crave their noodle.
Matt: "Tommy is such a weirdo..." Lexie: "Yea but he's totally an egg noodle! ;)"
A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.
Kristine's shirts had difficulty fitting because of her large pterodactyl egg.
A blue Vicodin capsule that is the most powerful prescription on the market.
Man, I went to the doctor and popped 4 Robin Eggs and almost had to get my stomach pumped.