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verb, a way of learning more about a person you know (or don't know), by reading their wall posts, information, or viewing their pictures, all anonymously.
1) This girl in my chem class is cute, i will have to facebook stalk her to find out more about her.
2) I found this guy i have never met before on facebook, i will have to facebook stalk him to learn more...
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A young man with latent homosexual tendencies who is in denial but uses other young men's Facebook accounts to indulge in anal/penile fantasy action.
That Oliver is such a Facebook Homo. He's always using Mat's Facebook to express his desires. I wish he'd just come out and we'd all be happy.
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Someone who constantly has to be connected to Facebook and must update their status every 5 minutes. You will do anything to get onto Facebook, and your life revolves around it.
Person A: "What's up?"
Person B: "Checking my Facebook!"
Person A: "Again!?" "Dude, you Facebook bimbo!"
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On the social networking site, Facebook, the Facebook Paradox is the inverse proportian between the number of friends on has on Facebook and the number of friends one has in real life.
The paradox can be explained by reasoning that somebody who is so active in Facebook must have a lack of real life social interactions to account for the time they can afford to spend on the Internet. On the converse, somebody with a very active social life does not typically worry about spending too much time on social networking sites, hence the lack of Facebook friends.
Jenny has 3,000 friends on Facebook, but nobody really even likes or talks to her. She is an example of Facebook Paradox. Lots of friends on Facebook, but hardly any friends in real life.
On the other hand, Carol only has 30 friends on facebook, but everybody things she is really cool and she has an active social life. She is also an example of the Facebook Paradox.
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a) the spouse of a facebook addict, not usually referring to a facebooker
b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing
Samantha: Have you talked to Jill lately?
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.
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An uptight and anally retentive individual who goes around reporting suggestive and offensive material on facebook even though they are free not to view such material.
Person A: "If you don't take down your group to end women's suffrage, I'm going to report you!"
Person B: "Damn, she can't even take a joke, what a facebook nazi."
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The most retarded program ever written and posted on the internet.
It was initially coded to serve as a modern torture device for all people who believe in the right to communicate.
Facebook admins try to make you think that they are updating the system and codes once in a while, though in reality, they are just temporarily shutting down the F-book so they can circle-jerk each other.
Is constantly trying to look like it is getting better and the bugs out, but in reality is just creating a cheap and crude form of AIM.
Guy 1- Were you trying to say something on the F-book today?
Guy 2- Yeah, but the fucking Facebook chat wouldn't work and made me want to kill myself.
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