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a project team of high performing individuals tasked to solve a unique problem using an efficient and expedient process that produces exceptional results.
We formed a tiger team to look at the why our costs were running 50% higher than expected so we could get them under control.
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Usually shouted when swatting a frisbee out of the air or out of an opposing players hand during ultimate frisbee.
After yelling Swat team! I skillfully pwned the noob throwing the frisbee.
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A group of VERY weird teenagers who spend a lot of their time finding old scripts, writing new scripts, and presenting them to old people that they don't know at 5:00 every Saturday morning to compete for really big trophies and show off their social standards to other schools in their districts
"My speech team piece needs to be cleaner. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING"
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When multiple guys have sex with a girl and tags another guy when a break is needed
Eric:Yo Kev tag me, I need a break!!!!
Kev:alright. I am coming. I love to tag team!!!!
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when a prosecutor needs to get between a prick and an asshole.
In order to preserve evidence integrity, Mueller used a taint team to execute a warrant against Michael Cohen—bringing him one step closer to a courtroom.
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People that try to make christianity "cool" often refer to Jesus Christ as "J.C". It's an attempt to suck in as many kids and sinners as possible, owing to the fact that chavs and skanks have been naming their kids with just initials for the last 20 years. There is a handful of C.J's, A.J's, D.J's, J.D's and M.J's in every community. The J seems to be the key letter here. And claiming that they're on a "team" makes the possibility of hooliganism seem way more likely. Obviously, the idea is that the idiots will all flock to those on "Team J.C" thinking that they will be having an excellent time with a cool person if they join them.
What they do get is as much religious tea as they can drink, a few dry biscuits, people with soft and weak voices telling them that God loves them all and possible molestation and inappropriate behaviour from the Vicar and/or Choir Master.
They tend to recruit in non confrontational ways, like going up to some kids in town and asking them if they're having a good day, or on their way to a party before they give them a leaflet.
Those in charge of "Team J.C" can often be heard saying things like, "You know what, gang? It's prayer time! Come on, let's give it up for the Lord!" or even "Paper chains ARE cool, now let's attach them to this easter bonnet before the flour and water paste dries"
Really, the J.C should stand for "Just Crazy"
"Oh Lordy, it's Team J.C, dead ahead"
"How do you know they're on the team?"
"Check it out, they've got bumbags stuffed full of leaflets and Evanessence T shirts on! Plus, look at those crazy, vacant smiles.......they're on the team! Quickly, kids, run to the car!"
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Describes a social drinking organization. Not just anyone can be a member of the dream team. In order to become a member of the dream team you must: a. be an upstanding member of society b. currently be a member of another organziation commonly referred to as "team p.o.s." c. implement the courtesy text in all appropriate occasions d. go through an extensive initation process, which includes buying rounds of shots overseen by a dream team founder e. live for fieldhouse wednesdays, big 12 triple wells, and mucho harpo's shots (all the while telling the bartender to "just make 'em taste good")f. know the exact motion of the point-and-wave... and the fact that every person who receives the point and wave is a joke to society g. "you sir/ma'am"... true meaning.
Becoming a member of the reputable Dream Team is not something that should be taken lightly. Although there are extensive requirements, the most important thing for dream teamers to live by is... if a fellow dream teamer needs you, for things such as: shots, pointing and waving, barking, courtesy text, etc., you DO IT! never leave a fellow dream teamer behind!
DREAM TEAM REPRESENT
At the bar...
Girl 1: Wow! Who are those girls?
Girl 2: Well, they're cute, dancing fabulously, and throwing back rediculous amounts of shots.
Girl 1: They all just pointed and waved too!
Girl 2: Duh... they must be members of the dream team!
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