milk race

when a group of teenager lads have a group masturbation session to see who will come first.

hey mates ive got some porn lets have a milk race.

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spilt milk

Something mildly bad/unpleasant which has already happened, and nothing much can be done about. Usually referred to in the context of "stop crying over spilt milk".

"so you stuffed up a bit, stop cryin over spilt milk"

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Teet Milk

A practical joke played amongst males. Unlike the purple nurple, Teet milking involves back-handing/hitting the victims’ nipple rather than twisting it. The teet milking process can take time, often resulting in bruising, redness, and even blood emitting from the victims nipple(s)

James - "Can I offer you a glass of....TEET MILK"

Eric - "um whats teet milk?"

(Jim takes his victim buy surprise, back-handing his teet in full force)

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man milk

jiz juice

I milked him till I got a mouthful of jiz juice.

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Birthday Milk

Milk that comes from a carton that goes off on your birthday.

kip: oh nice one, this is my birthday milk
Pa: ya wont be sayin that when you drink it on your birthday

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Cat Milk

cat milk is the opposite of dog water.
dog water = trash.
cat milk = beauty and perfection.
cat milk also is a delicious drink that makes your dancing skills way better. it can be extracted straight from the cat into your mouth or you can just drink the left over milk from the cat’s bowl.

“omg papa your pirouettes are so cat milk and definitely not dog water!”
“that double assemble turn was cat milk!”

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Milk Shitter

Homosexual who shits cum.

Sanchez is the biggest milk shitter I've ever met.

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