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The rarest man on the planet. He's hard to find because he tends to be in hiding most of his life. He has fucked so many bitches that he has become immortal and a god. Jizzy Jake cannot walk around in public without having to pry the mouths of many of the hottest bitches off his huge schlong. If you happen to see the rare sighting of Jizzy Jake, take advantage of the blessing and give him the ride of his life, for you might never get such an amazing opportunity....ever.
omfg its Jizzy Jake! I need him NOW!
It’s ok, what you’re going through right now triumphs my ass. You are a man and you are strong. You got this, man. U da man as they say. Crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, I love you . rock on 🤘
It’s ok, what jake johnston is going through right now triumphs my ass. jake is a man and he are strong. jake’s got this, man. jake da man as they say. crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, i love jake . rock on 🤘
Known as a blonde Arrogant albino lookin rat who brags about average awards and a shitty best and fairest. He has the smallest cock known to ever exist and has a reputation of being a perv who dreams of rooting 6 year olds. This little boy thinks he’s top shit and anyone in Gippsland would do anything to hook him in the jaw. Everyone knows he’s gay and bisexual but he continues to deny such allegations.
Hi I’m Jake Anderson and u can fuck me in the ass DADDY.
Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad
Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."
verb; to act or behave like a retard in more than one way
to pull a jake: "Man, I got banned on LS-RP for sharing my account. I pulled a jake..."
To waste away your talents; to quit something very early without trying very hard
Tommy decided to build a treehouse, but after buying all the parts he pulled a Jake Locker and went inside to lay down.
Named after one special individual who kept outdoing their own stupidity.
To be used when someone does something so idiotic, it can only be responded to with “really?”
“Bro, did you seriously have sex with her after you found out she had an STD?” “Jake, really?”