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While having intense sex, you hike one leg and move it behind you.
Oh man, I was humping her so hard, I had to pull a dog leg to keep from missing the hole.
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a condition common to weightlifters who disproportionately work on building the upper body muscles while neglecting the development of the lower leg muscles especially the calf.
The football team's strength program only develops the upper body. Our entire team has pencil legs like Albert.
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Leg pubes are like normal pubes..except they are covering the upper part of the thigh. They essentially cover the genitalia, but also carry on down the the top half of the thigh.
"Bob was horrofied when she removed her skirt, as she had terribly dark leg pubes, which scared him off."
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A girl who seems to have lost the ability to find a razor, leaving her legs covered in the attractive german leg syndrome
That girl has carpet legs that you could run a lawnmower over
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An ass that is so flat and unremarkable that it appears as though a person's legs are hooked directly to their back, and there is no ass in between. People with ass leg syndrome frequently wear pants that jack way up their crack, usually causing shit stains in their undergarments. People who are afflicted with this particular abnormality do not ever get laid because candidates for sexual activity have significant difficulty in finding the ass legged person's crotch, which is of course a prerequisite for sex.
Dude1: Damn, I'm really drunk and I need to get laid. I'd fuck that chick over there, but she's got an ass leg.
Dude2: Yeah, well you're mom's got an ass leg too, but that didn't stop your dad. How did he ever find youre mom's pussy anyway? Her ass leg would've thrown me off while hunting for her snatch.
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A phrase used to describe a really attractive pair of legs on a woman, so that the woman who is being described does not know that you are talking about her legs (i.e. it is a code system).
More specifically, this is used to rate legs in a covert way - the rating system running from Sunday to Saturday, with "Sunday legs" being too thin and "Saturday legs" being too fat - hence "Wednesday legs" (the mid-point of the week) are just right.
N.B. When rating legs it is important to note that no two pairs of wednesday legs will ever be the same - there is no preset size or dimensions, it is simply how the legs are in proportion to the woman.
(Attractive woman in front)
Man 1: Look at those wednesday's!
Man 2: I dunno, they look more like mid-tuesday's to me...
(Attractive woman walks away, out of earshot)
Man 1: She had some damn nice wednesday legs.
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Leg warmers are those awful things that chicks used to wear around their ankles in the '80s. Yeah, you know what I am talking about. Rumors have it that they are coming back. Put it simply, I hope they don’t. I am sure it is just a quick/dying fad….
Ask someone who was in high school during that period. They can hook you up with all the leg warmer info that you want.
Leg wamers are bad. enough said...
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