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A method used for cleaning your rear end. To perform the "magic hand", lather soap onto your hands real good, usually turn your hand sideways, and use your lathered hand to scrub inside the crack. Though there's no telling how long this method has been used, it was comedian/actor Jay Mohr who coined the term, "magic hand".
I had worked 12 hours, and sweat my ass off. The only way to feel I've successfully cleaned my sweaty ass was to give myself the magic hand.
She was kind of a freak, dude. When we were in the shower, she let me give her the magic hand.
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Dave: I always impress the ladies, my cock can do tricks.
Whowar?: You have a magic chicken?
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A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"
"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"
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A breed of poo, The fabled magic poo is believed to be a translucent, walking, talking, magical poo that can grant wishes when confronted.
Oh my god its the fabled magical poo! If we confront him maybe he will grant us wishes!
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the magic trick is when you have a girl giving you head, and you pull out and nut in her eyes, and while she wiping it out you grab your shit and leave.
haha you shoulda seen that bitch, she was blowin, me and i did the magic trick and she didnt know where i fuckin went
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a black skateboarder who speaks good spanish and hangs mostly with spanish people and smokes alot of weed
"Damn who's that black high ass skateboarder hanging with those spics"..."Oh thats just black magic he kool!"
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Sex game with a deck of cards. Assign each suit (clubs, spades, hearts, diamonds) a different sex position, and draw cards.
When a spade is pulled, instead of assuming the position, shout "Abracadabra!" and spit in the girl's face.
Rules for Magic Melvin...
Diamond: Missionary
Heart: Doggie-style
Clubs: sixty-nine
Spade: doesn't matter, because you're just going to spit in her face.
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