little blue men

Midget sized blue men that when you visit their magical world they feel the need to jump up your rectum and explore.

I walked through a door today and one of those little blue men was there, i will never be the same.

The attack of the dead men

Turmoil at the front, willhelms forces on the hunt,Theres a thunder in the east,ITS AN ATTACK OF THE DECEASED!They've been facing poison gas 7000 charge en mass, turn the tide of the attack, and force the enemy to turn back!
And thats when the dead men are marching again
Osowiec, then, and again
Attack of the, dead, hundred men,
Facing the, led, once again,
Hundred men, Charge again, Die again

History Nerd 1: Ayo have you heard about The attack of the dead men
History Nerd 2: whats that?
History Nerd 1: It's bassically a real life zombie attack, that happened on august 6th, 1915, Some soliders, who should've been dead. Charged at the german army. Its also a sick fucking song
History Nerd 2: HOw HAVE I NOT FUCKING HEARD ABOUT THIS

Kill all men

People who say this are big gay

Jackie: kill all men
John: ur gay lmao

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I hate men

A single woman's definition of how they feel about the male species

I hate men, they are all the same.

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Kill all men

One of the most retarded, shitty, fucking useless phrase on the internet.
Females that say this shows how fucking insecure and useless they are to society.

Even if they claim its a "joke" and they dont actually want to kill all men (well they cant they'll just die trying) DONT

FUCKING SAY IT? Is it really that hard to do that?

Maybe it is for some braindead rotten feminists out there.

But if you are a real woman, a valueable woman dont ever say this.

She said "kill all men"
Then I bloodied her fucking face up

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A Few Good Men

When cooking microwave popcorn and it accidentally becomes burned, true popcorn enthusiasts will look for a few good men. These are the proud and few kernels that budded into golden, buttery, juicy pieces of popcorn. Among their scorched brethren, these few good men managed to survive the blistering nuclear heat of the microwave and morph into great eating material. Munchies have been known to aid in the finding of a few good men.

Person 1: Oh god, oh god! Burned... they're all burned man!
Person 2: Pull yourself together! There are a few good men in there, and, dammit, I'm going to find them!

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Kill all men

usually used by fatherless, frustrated girls, it is one of the most (if not the most) effective way to put true feminism in a poor light and to detach genders even more.

random boy: "i'm sorry but i don't want a relationship, we can still be friends though."
blue haired girl: "shut up, kill all men."

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