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The best damn candy in the world.They come in many dfferent colors.
George-"WOW THEM MIKE AND IKES WERE AWESOME"
Fred-"Dude I am gonna be sick I think I ate one to many boxes"
George-*PUKES ALL OVER THE FLORR*
Fred-**PUKES all over George**
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A rather unfortunately common misspelling of the phrase, "open mic" which is an event staged by bars & nightclubs allow ordinary people to go onstage and sing, tell dirty jokes, or spout off a bountifully overflowing cornucopia of toilet tongue just to try and liven up an otherwise dull house.
Seen in printed material only (such as a sign in a window); as "open mike" and, "open mic" are pronounced exactly the same.
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A term used for somebody with the absolutely grossest hands. Nastiest shit, you don't want to shake hands with them, commonly used with people who chew their nails and or pick their nose
Guy 1: *picks nose* bring it in for a handshake.
Guy 2: hell no get those musty mikes away from me!
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A non-profane way to tell someone to 'get fucked' or 'fuck off'
Whoever hit my car can GET MIKED!
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Pronounced My Cocks little
A term used to embarass socially unaccepted people by asking them if they know said term.
"hey zack salyers do you know who mike is?"
"umm mike who?"
"hoxlittle."
"no i dont know a mike hoxlittle."
"haha you retard."
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Mike Wallace-verb
To completely and utterly make a fool of someone using only your quick wits and verbal skills.
John: Bro, you know the Redskins are way better than the Packers!
Dave: You kidding me? Just tell me who has the most Superbowl wins.
Sean: Oh snap! You totally just Mike Wallaced him, Dave!
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it stars with Mike Shinoda
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
To keep him out of my mind
I designed this rhymes
to make my self clear
All I know..
Mike is a adorable thing......
he's the one!!
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