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The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.
Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?
Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan
When a party girl or drunk girl swallows a cum load after giving a blow job to a man.
That club rat was so skinny she must have been on that New York Disco Diet
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A fairly new diet which is spreading like wild fire though hollywood homes to everyday people.
The diet plan requires the subject to eat one slice of ham every 30 hours to lower calories fast and effectively.
A typical 30 hour ham diet plan would look something like this:
Monday 7am: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Tuesday 1pm: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Wednesday 7pm: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Of course an infinate ammount of water is allowed on this diet. This diet plan is greatly complimented by the intake of Mephedrone nasally.
Cindy: Wow, this 30 hour ham diet is working wonders for my figure!
Jenny: I can see, you look fantastic, I've got to give it a try!
Cindy: Definately, I've dropped 4 dress sizes in a week, MIRACLE!
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When someone has a lead foot, and sees a cop and doesn't slow down, but finally learns to adjust.
Oh yah, he didn't learn, this is his 3rd ticket this month. He should've listened to me when I told him to go on the 70 mph Diet.
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When a new girlfriend cooks so well that you can't stop eating her food, thus gaining weight.
Man1: have you gained weight?
Man 2 : yeah, I'm going through a new girlfriend diet.
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okey dokey diet(/lemon) cokey - meaning OK
used by someone that accepts that by saying it they are in fact an epic douche.
guy 1 'i'm off mate'
guy 2 'okey dokey diet cokey'
guy 1 '...you...er...you realise that you're a douche?
guy 2 'yeah...'
guy 1 'sick blad' *leaves*
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Lose weight by only eating 1 fruit and 1 can of fish a day because you're in prison and you don't trust the prison chef.
"Oy, I've been on the Tommy Robinson Diet Plan for only 2 weeks now and I've lost 5 pounds."
"Bloody good mate. You look fantastic."
"Thank you."
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