Lake Nose

a condition in which one cannot stop sneezing, blowing their nose, or sniffling. This condition occurs specifically after spending a day on Lake Hopatcong, most likely from getting water in the nasal passage. Usually a self diagnosis.

UGH! I have lake nose and I can't breathe now.

I don't want to go swimming because then I'll get lake nose...

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Bloody nose

When your nose bleeds, this happens when a nasal break these can be cause by picking your nose

Mommy I have a bloody nose

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Noemi Nose

A Noemi Nose is used to describe a person with a flawless nose. Not to hard but not to squishy as well.

“Oh my god that girl has a Noemi Nose she must be sent from heaven”

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Nose Bulimia

Definition: The act of trying to make yourself sneeze on purpose to get rid of a booger lodged way up in your nose.

Examples: Once, I had this one really crusty booger that my finger couldn't reach, so I sniffed some pepper and that sucker came flying right out!!

Yesterday, I was bored, so I did some spring cleaning for my nose by performing nose bulimia... *sniffs* ahh.. fresh air!

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nose scratcher

Facial tissue specifically designed for nasal scratching and booger retrieval. The only way to scratch the inside of your nose without becoming a social pariah.

Dad: Stop picking your nose!
Son: I'm not picking! I'M ITCHING!!!
Dad: Then use a Nose Scratcher!

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Cock Nose

you call someone a cock nose when you are losing an argument. or just in general when someone says something stupid.

person 1 - 'you are really shit at this game'

you - 'cock nose'

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Shit Nose

someone who shoves their nose up people's asses to get people to like them.

They can also pick up the scent of anyone's fart within a twenty mile radius.

"That's a nice suit sir". Look at that shit nose sucking up.

If it wasn't for my shit nose, I could enjoy my meals without smelling ass every second.

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