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Arrogant @$$hole with the clap in his world record-breakingly ASIAN wanker who gets on urbandictionary.com and adds definitions to his very effing name, such as "has a massive schlong" and simply "awesome" when really his dick is so dirty he has caught computer viruses. He may be a damn-near-grown black guy with a queer-ass faux-hawk with a cum-colored racing stripe down one side. Yeah... I went there, Tim. >:(
So for all you super-insecure Tims out there who attempt to cover for you ASIAN wankers with lame lies on urbandictionary, remember just this one thing:
It's down the road, not across the street when you cut your puny tweety-bird wrists. Make it count kids!
EXAMPLE #1
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, I finally got a MAN that wants the ole money-cat!
Desperate Lady #2: Oh honey, make sure he wears a condom!
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, PLEASE! TIM asked me out! I'm making him wear a HAZMAT suit!
EXAMPLE #2
News anchor: Tonight, in hobo-valley, several homeless men were found dead. Evidence suggest they were all violently raped. However, the CSI team believes the exact cause of death for these men was a overwhelming mix of STD's within Tim's Semen. On a related note, we take you now to the Channel 6 copter who has been following the police squadron closing in on Tim's house... DIE, TIM, DIE! SHOOT HIM!!!
The tim-tams exist between the chest and the secret place. They rest atop the bottom portion of the rib cage, one on either side. Tim-tams are, by scientific standards, the most important part.
Mark has the most beautiful tim-tams!
Do the chickens have large tim-tams?
Probably one of the most overratted, underachieveing, over-payed players in the NBA. And of course, the Knicks salavate over guys like this. I have never heard the word "potential" used so much on a player before. He will never, ever live up to his "pontential."
Fan 1: man that guy is doggin it out there... it looks like he should be dominating everyone that guards him.
Fan 2: Yea, he's really pullin a Tim Thomas right now.
One who has both masculine and feminine features, yet is still seen as attractive by one or more sex.
Perfect rack. Perfect balls. Perfect Tim Nelms.
A gay man who loves swapping sperm with himself up-close on a mirror.
Dave: "Oh, there he goes again. I hate it when he leaves his door open."
Andy: "Yeah, especially when he's doing a snowballing Tim."
Making a very bad joke most often involving a pun or some other sort of play on words.
Much to Meesha's dismay more and more people seem to be pulling a Tim these days.
shoplifter; also see alcoholic.
1. tim joyce got arrested for shoplifting.
2. the town alcoholic is tim joyce.