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A dick that is infected with numerous STDs. All the different sores, warts, etc. found on the dick resemble the array of toppings on a pizza.
Gross, you had sex with that guy? I heard he had pizza dick.
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A dynamic duo comprised of two people, one from an Italian background, the other from a Jewish backgroud. Together the two form a combination that is simply put, brilliant!
"Hey look, there's Jewish Bagel, or Italian Bagel, I don't know what you call yourselves." "I think you mean Pizza Bagel."
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A person with really bad acne resulting in a red greasy face... Just like pizza!
Looking at Jeffery's pizza face makes me want to barf at the sight of pizza. nasty.
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THE MOST ABHORENT ABOMINATION TO SOCIETY TO EVER HAPPEN ON THIS PLANET! ONLY THE SICKEST OF HUMAN BEINGS PUT PINEAPPLE ON THEIR PIZZA. IT HONESTLY MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. IF U PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, PLEASE JUMP!
Me: Yeah bro, I heard he put pineapple on pizza.
Friend: Ew, hope he gets food poisoning.
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verb, the act of being sexually interrupted. Origin: from us fooling around teenagers who are always interrupted by people such as pizza men, parents, sibling, or little kids.
So she was almost there and then her dad totally pizza man'ed us.
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Purposely driving slowly which causes the tailgater behind you to be late for a delivery or a meeting.
I was driving and a pizza delivery guy started tailgating me. I slowed right down to be "safe" and the pizza he delivered was so cold. He gave that customer a "cold pizza", no tip for the driver!
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