Pocket Boyfriend

Any man that you find attractive, though he is clearly to small/short for you to actually date. You might make an exception and date him anyways, but you would feel very uncomfortable being seen with him in public, because beside him you feel like a giant/swollen/amazon.

Me: Omg, pocket boyfriend! Over there, he's so cute!
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)

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pocket forensics

determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.

Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.

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Pocket Call

When you forget to lock the keys on your cellphone and it phones someone... usually the most inappropriate person at the most inopportune time.

I got in SO much trouble last night. I was chatting up this girl in a bar and my phone pocket called my wife!

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Out of Pocket

Talking out yer arse; simply untrue or absurd, or unjustifiably rude or unnecessary.

1:
Grandpa: You're a bitch (slaps chick)
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!

2:
George: I got a new dog and he runs bloody quick, innit?
Grandpa: I run quicker than yer pathetic dog it's slow as shit.
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!

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Polly Pocket

A chick so short that it makes you wanna put her in your pocket and carry her around with you everywhere you go. (Named for the Mattel toy sold in the 90s.)

Specifications: attractiveness, non-dwarf/midget, vagina

Yo, I met this shorty the other day that was so fuckin cute and small that I just wanted to pick her up and drop her into my pocket.

So you met a Polly Pocket. Yeah, I could use me one of those.

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Yoghurt In The Pocket

Used to tell someone they have just been practical joked. Popular in our local area but believed to have spread to a wider audience.

'Yo Josh'
'Fukin What Bitchs?'
'Man Charley just got Yoghurt In The Pocket !'
'Ah Fuk, Not Again'

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In my pocket

When someone says they have someone "in their pocket" they mean that they have the person on check! Meaning they own someone.

Person 1: Where's John?
Person 2: In my pocket!

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