I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.
Simon is the best person you can ever have in your life. He is kind, funny and the most beautiful guy I have ever seen. When he loses in LoL, he can be a lil bit violent and rude, but he is actually really lovely when you meet him in person. Please, if you meet him, take advantage of it, you will never find any other guy like him.
got some dirty ass toe nails, doesn't brush his teeth, bro thinks he pulls but all he needs to pull is some deodorant to his fucking armpits cause u can smell him from 2 miles away.
fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch
can seem nice from time to time, but he can be can be as mean as the devil
jesus christ simon could be spawn of the devil
A very competetive person that has a big cock and is a chick magnet likes to hang out with his friends. He can also be nice to his friends and family.
Good person Simon