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Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.
Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:
Person A: Is 24 years old.
Person B: is 17 years old.
24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
When you have mokeypox, you rub the rash and deploy it on your partner as you would for a dirty sanchez. After a couple of days, the rash will show thus completing the Monkey Sanchez.
Guy 1: “Dude, see Her rash? I just gave her the Monkey Sanchez!”
Guy 2: “totally freaking sick bro!”
A word to describe an old man with a micro penis.
That man is an Anal-Sanchez
Poor guy has Anal-Sanchez disease
You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour
Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"
Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"
Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*
Cecil: "Push the lion button"
What some hispanics - to include most people from Tijuana call the city of San Diego and it’s surrounding metropolitan area.
¡Hay me encontrarán por La Sanchez haciendo mi desmadre wey!
A Sanchez pizzeria is the act of rolling a pizza in the shape of a funnel and shoving it up his or her ass then urinating in the pizza the the male or female defacates through the pizza into your mouth (remember spitters are quiters!)then your mate eats the pizza after you release your sauce (ejaculate) onto the pizza.
Wendell just gave Will a Sanchez pizzeria!Good for them.
Famous Mexican singer,also founder of Mexicab service. Some of Sanchezez hits are:Mexican Minor,Mexican and Me,Mr. and Mrs. Sanchez,Mexicans in space,Squeeze me Mr.Mexican.
He is also a filmmaker with movies such as:Mexican Minor Saga 1-13(starring Julio Malpica),I`m Brown Saga 3-8,Mustache Afternoon,Mexican Caught Masturbating Sideways in your Grandmas House,Mexican Jesus 1-35.
He is also recognized as Mexico`s greatest man,and also the president.
His parents are Chuck Norris,Bruce Lee,Mr.T and 6 of Mexico`s fattest men.
He was featured Koreas Sexiest Men Alive in slot #3 between George Lopez and Julio Malpica.
He also has several late night talk shows including Sanchez Tonight,Sanchez This Morning and Afternoon with Sanchez.
Jim Sanchez=Jesus,God,Buddha,Ghandi.