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Southernmost suburb of San Francisco.
Why did a take a job all the way down in San Jose?
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A city in Northern California that hasn't seen an infrastructure upgrade since the 1800's. Theres pretty much four groups of people. Pretentious yuppies, Asians, Fags, and Bums. The Asians are rude and act like they own the city. Most of them can't speak a word of English. The fags are not only abundant and welcomed, but also encouraged to be as "out of the closet" as possible. Finally being a bum in San Francisco is more of a way of life to these people than a problem. They have the gall to ask me for money while I'm working my ass off unloading a truck, then tell me that they dont want pennies, only silver coins.
San Francisco is "tolerant" of everything and tough on nothing, including illegal immigration. The chief of police, Heather Wong, or Fong, or whatever, admitted on TV that SF was a "sanctuary city", so apparently Federal immigration rules don't apply there. Could probably be voted the LEAST American city in the country
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I Live in San Ramon and I have lived here all my life and I hate it!The only thing that is good are my friends that arent robots liek the adults and soccer moms in this town.No one has a peronality that is worth taking a second look at.The town is boring,there is no hang out for the kids except the market place which isnt even that fun! The only hot people here are teenagers which are either shallow or amazing, you have a 99.9% chance to get shallow teens.Every one thinks we are rich well we arent!This place is just so normal,and so modern and there are cops everywhere!They isolate us from the actaull bad things in this world, or atleast the adults try to but in this town everyone is bad in there own way ,we just dont show it. People usally stink but liek I said you still have that 1.1% chance of finding those amazing people that are just as random as you and all my friends are that 1.1% but like I said this town is crap and I am begging you if you even think about moving here kiss your life good bye. I wish some one would take me out of this hell hole
san ramon,hell,sucks,cookie cutter town,isolation,hell whole
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Shit hole we should donate to mexico. Full of illegals and dirty ass people who dont shower. Most of the people are newly arrived wetbacks who commute to LA daily to mow lawns.
San Diego is the biggest shithole in the great state of California.
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904 and means a whales vagina
Veronica: what a wonderful city
Ron: Yes i believe San Diego is German for a whales vagina
Jason: hey guys im gay
Najee:dude jason lets have sex
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A young teen who uses magic to rape herself
Why is Emily becoming Megumin-san now?
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Southern most city in California, adjacent to Mexican border. Big military city as well. Not the greatest place in the world, but do-able.
I h8 San Diego just for the fact that it's got so many damn marines and sailors crawling everywhere! Damn, everywhere you go, Mr. High-and-Tight is acting drunk and playing grab ass. Next year, I'm moving back to Connecticut.
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