suck satans cock

1. it means to "fuck off" in the nicest way possible
2. we dont like you, so fuck off

"hey Dylan, go suck satans cock, woulda already?"

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Satans hair lip

Alternate street name to the drug glint. Drug is injested by rubbing it ones lips. Good times.

Poppy thrashed herself through a keyhole after od'ing on satan's hair lip.

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Satan's Wet Willy

When a man is receiving oral sex, instead of finishing in her mouth, the man pulls out and puts his penis in her ear and finishes.

Damn, that bitch be sucking my dick so good, I had to pull out and give her Satan's wet willy.

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Satan's Air Biscuits

Particularly loud and noticable flatuance accompanied by the strong and lingering smell of decay and sulfer.

Wooo, I really brought a case of Satan's Air Biscuits home today. If you try you can almost smell the black beans from my lunch-time burrito.

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Shaking hands with Satan

To masturbate. Shake that little Satan.

"Hey Dean, can I come in?"
"Wait a second Sammy, I'm shaking hands with Satan!"

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Satanic Hamster

A guy who nails Joe Notaman's mother.

I mean, like, uNF, uNF. Say my NAME, bitch, say my NAME!

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satan water falls

You’re period (for a woman ofc)

Boy- what’s wrong with you Girl- fucking Satan water falls as ruined my dress