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when your latin teacher is going over the do-now and all of a sudden he says something like "i wish i had more time" or "how was your weekend, johnny?" meanwhile johnny's name is really anthony.
anthony: "the definition of car is an object with a motor and engine that transports people from location to location."
mr. pietrucha: "thank you johnny... i went to oklahoma city this weekend with my wife and saw the giants play football. where am i?"
anthony: "i never thought i would say this, but i have a forgetful latin teacher."
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Someone who has a weird foot fetish they display in public.
Kid 1: Mr. Stevens had us watch foot related videos all week then he had all the female students display their feet for ranking.
Kid 2: Man, that guy's a real world history teacher.
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adj. : The type of cuteness that someone has that is not necessarily an attraction, but an admiration of.
That vest is so cute; not hott, but math teacher cute.
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(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.
A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.
English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.
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The best teacher you can think of, although he/she makes some bad puns. He/She is the best teacher you can think of.
Guy: Wow, Social Studies is awesome!
Girl: I know, especially with OUR social studies teacher.
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1 A condition, commonly found in gym teachers but also in teachers of other pointless classes, where the patient tries to compensate for the pointlessness of their job with odd and unnecessary busy work.
2 the same, but for anybody with a pointless job
"My gym teacher gave me a written test today. Why would he do that?" "he has gym teachers syndrome."
"My boss is making us wear a different uniform every day. I wonder if he's getting Gym teachers syndrome."
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The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.
Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
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