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a nigger who was born before wedlock
our friend jamal is an obama bastard
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This god like icon only reside in the elitest of areas,and look down upon the rest of the dregs of life, especially "Brummies".Found shopping in 24 hr Tesco's. Wouldn't be seen dead in places like "Aldi" @ "Lidl",but take great pleasure from shopping on the internet market place E.Bay.
They are so much in love with them-selves that no mere low life could ever live up to their expectations.
Also fit into the catagories "Dipstick" "Dickhead" @ IT!!!!
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Someone with a girlfriend with huge tits.
Dayum, have you seen Simon's girlfriend's new profile picture? That lucky bastard!
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Crotchety bunch of folks from Schaghticoke NY. If they try to kick your ass for calling them schaghticoke bastards, you must reassure them that you are glad that you are not a schaghticoke bastard.
You are in Schaghticoke NY you direct 'SCHAGTICOKE BASTARD' towards the people around you as you make your rounds through each of the local establishments.
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Often American and always in your face, these people will not rest untill you are thinking like them. Are often Christian (see vinno's definition of christian) and want you to be too. These people are fucking up our world. (see George W Bush)
AHHHHHHHHHH A BASTARD! HELP HELP I am... thinking... like...
god bless america
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a big fatty bum bum, with several sweaty chins and grease stains all down his only top, probably with stripes. can be found any time day or night in any chip shop nationwide, only eats food from the chippy, which he takes back to his mum's house and eats in front of whatever primetime TV shite is on, probably ant and dec. This term can also be used to describe any scummy munter who walks around swinton in her pyjama bottoms at 8 o'clock at night with a fish dinner or two tucked under her arm and her giro in her back pocket, tripping over her earrings.
'bastard' can be changed for anything you like, chippy twat, chippy fuck, chippy cunt, chippy cow.
also, swap 'chippy' for 'pub' and instantly describe any beer bellied, strawberry nosed old fart in a leather jacket he's had since he was 18, who lives in the vault of some dirty low rate public house. He probably has massively strong, gold rimmed bifocal glasses the size of the sunday times or a flat cap and a comb-over, or loads of gold bracelets and chains and sovereigns even Run DMC would shy away from. He even has a pub name like 'jukebox-john' or 'jack the van' or 'vinegar vera' if it's a woman.
"ha, john's got a bag of meat pies the chippy bastard"
"leanne, that's the third time this week you've had pie and chips you fucking chippy cow"
"mike's gone and got 'MAM' tattooed on his forearm, he looks like a right pub cunt"
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