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There are still some wonderful people left in this world! They are diamonds in the rough, but they’re around! You’ll find them when you fall down– they’re the ones who pick you up, who don’t judge, and you had to fall down to see them! When you get up again, remember who your true friends are!”
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That one friend who goes to bed way earlier than anyone else is getting their beauty sleep
1) Im heading off now
2)Aww Gotta get your beauty sleep
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Colour of beauty is what some random parents, who seem to have a certain hearing damage, understand when you tell them that you are playing Call of Duty
Mom: What are you doing?
Son: I'm playin' Call of Duty.
Mom to Dad : Mhm he's playing Colour of Beauty again... I still don't understand why this brutal game has such a soft name...
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Blue eyes, very pretty blue eyes.
Aisha- "LaTisha, theres Bert! go talk to him!"
LaTisha- "I don't think he would want to! I'm so fugly"
Aisha- " Just go over to him, gaze into his eyes with your beautiful blues and he will be hypnotized"
LaTisha- "Alright, but let me finish my double cheeseburger first."
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Underground acts of placing supposedly inspirational messages, usually on public mirrors, to people with low self-esteem regarding their body. According to Keynesian economics, such acts stimulate the economy by creating more cleaning for employees. Legally vandalism.
The ladies changerooms are mess. That Operation Beautiful again stuff. No, you don't get overtime, you're a casual.
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1. Vin Diesel's big, juicy pecs
2. J.M.'s lips
3. A hunter green or black 1997 Chevy Camaro.
All of these things are beautiful.
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A semi- decent looking woman. Who has very nice, large breasts.
Oh my those Hooters girls are buxom beauties.
I would love to be a buxom beauty instead of corn fed.
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