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Chad jordan is one of the fattest bitches at starkville high man pulls no bitches at all and has zero game man, tried to pull my girl and i got 12 SCREENSHOTS ON THIS NIGGA BRO MAN TRIED AND FAILED that shii is crazy yk what else is neveah aslo said that shii was small.... hat shii is wild fr
chad jordan u is a bitch... lol
The potentially best male porn star name known to mankind. Based off the legendary historical figure Vlad the Impaler who also impaled thousands.
"Oh man, I get to film with Chad the Impaler, I hope he spikes my rectum"
A Rich 1980s Conservative who makes weird faces, he’s a huge pussy due to being sheltered most of his life. He’s also a momma’s boy, he is scared of Jason Voorhees.
Jenny: Did you see how Chad Kensington was screaming like a girl because of a Spider lol
Deborah: Hah! I know! He is just so Yellow.
Someone who is undeniably a chad
And is from Poland.
Hey who's that guy?
Oh, hes Brajan, Hes a Polish Chad.
Ah...
He's the king of primates, he's your typical hairy and muscular australopithecus, his brain mass is less than that of a common human, but he's drawn to the cum that hides in your pouches.
Hey a FUCKING MONKEY pick my dick!!!
Sure it's a calabrese chad
The inter sanctums of this celestial being are one to be recon with. for this man is a proud owner of a bond bug (not sponsored). even just a glimpse of his magnum chin will blind even the blindest man. his gargantuan cheeks will cause the pulverization of any eyes that attempt to gaze upon his vibrant dump truck. for any mortal cursed with glancing upon his meaty pecks will be atomized in .001 nanoseconds. father of the disgraceful pubesent man.
oh lord have mercy here comes THE pubesent chad!
It's the action of taking a shit, then a shower, then taking a shit again, and finally taking s shower one last time.
Dude. John is taking waaaay to long in the bathroom. I heard the toilet flush and the shower start twice. He must be doing a Chad!