Being president, losing when trying to be re-elected, then running again against the same guy and winning.
When he loses, Trump will try to Cleveland Biden.
This one is a lot cleaner than its OG cousin, the Cleveland Steamer. When you go to take a shit and you’re constipated, suddenly you’re craving something sweet and creamy. You summon your hot, new, lactating baby mama who pops out her luscious boobs for you to suckle on. Crisis averted!
“I was so thirsty last night I got my girlfriend to give me a Cleveland Latte while taking a giant shit while on the porcelain throne!”
A Cleveland Squirter is similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except in the previous 24hrs prior the the act you consume only liquids.
The Squirtie lies on their back as the Squirter assumes the necessary squatting position and proceeds to expel their bowel, while simultaneously flicking their fingers back in forth in a furious motion. Thus creating the Cleveland Squirter effect and showering the Squrtie in a brown rain, similar to standard Squirt just with shit.
When you are giving a girl a shocker and she yells, I gotta shit, and blows massive diarrhea all over your chest, face and mouth
Man, why are you covered in shit? I gave that girl a Cleveland Shocker.
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Cleveland Media is the complete and utter definition of what life is truly about, but sometimes it isn't. The company (or media group) produces some quality content in youtube on a channel called, Cleveland and Sanguel. Like if you haven't met a clevender you truly should, great fan base.
"Yo have you checked out the new fire ass album produced and written by Cleveland Media?!"
The act of shitting in ones own hands and proceeding to applause
Steve: Did you see Sharknado?
Kyle: I'd rather do a Cleveland Encore