When your life already hit rock bottom from being a nerd and you still decide marrying your cousin/sibling is a great idea.
That person is still dealing with being a Bi-Davies
Ferret davies is an unusual human that looks like the animal ferret usually bad hair and mum can be a whore or the unusual human can be born a mistake and is to live in a garbage can
Ferret davies lives in garbage cans around the state
Male jacked from the high heavens. Has the quirky power to give you the most deadliest of spirit fingers known to man. Once beat Arnold Palmer in a badminton contest. Wears tights to bed because he likes the way it feels and makes his legs look fierce. Isn’t afraid to stand in the crowd and twerk like Tina from bobs burgers. Once adopted a squirrel to try to raise an army to over throw the government. Has excellent painting skills. Can out paint the biggest 2nd grader you will ever see. Some people call him a genetic freak others call him the daddy wrangler 4000! With nipples the size of a small marble. He once bought a jar of pickles, then returned them because he couldn’t get the lid open. This is the type of pure peak specimen you get when you mix Barry bonds Michelle Feiffer and ash Ketchum.
This mother fuck is Aaron davis
Used to describe a scenario, place , or person in strong affection. Nowadays internet slang has taken ahold of the meaning and has interpreted it as a word to use for someone you feel attracted to or have strong feelings for.
"I love that house it gives me very Davie ."
"They asked me to marry them it was so Davie ."
Davie, is the fungus you get in your ass after riding a bike or a penis for a long duration of time.
OMG, I think I have Davie in my asshole
A wrestler who obsessed over recital coitus. May go by the alias “Aiden” to cover up his real identity Anal Davis.
Man Anal Davis was really but hurt yesterday.