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Lock-in-the-sock is what happens to ex mafia now snitches not sayin names but you whitey bulger
"Bro u hear what happened to whitey bulger?" Yea man he snitched and got the old lock-in-the-sock it's crazy these days
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Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.
i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.
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v. when a family member or house mate sees you plan to use the washer, and throws their load in before you can.
ex: Mary is in her room sorting through dirty clothes and forming a pile of things to be washed, meanwhile, Lynnette sees this and puts her laundry in first. Mary finishes sorting her laundry and is furious to find out that she has been sock-blocked.
Mary: WTF
Lynnette: Sorry, I just happened to have to do my laundry...
Mary: But you knew that I have to wash my clothes before my trip tomorrow!
Lynnette: Oops!
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I can't leave yet. I'm trying to get my socks cooked!
Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.
That girl is just here to cook socks.
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A method of Sexual Abuse. A fetish of sorts. Method: Anal Sex proceeds between a man and a woman. While in the midst of the initial action, a sharp punch is delivered to the female's stomache by the male. In doing so, the rectum tightens so much, that when the penis is pulled out, the retal innards are removed with it. This "inside-out" rectum is referred to as the "Red Sock".
*hot anal sex*
Male: Bitch! *punches womans stomache and pulls out penis HARD*
Woman: Oh no! The red sock strikes again!
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A latex covering for ones penis used for protection while it is inserted into the anal sphincter of another.
The anal sock was covered in shit.
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v., sucks, royally.(East Coast)
Frig it Scully, this town friggin' socks.
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