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Craig's Lobotomy List

The place to find employees to staff a front office.

First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.

by phiddy February 19, 2010


Kiss On My List

My friends wonder why I call you all the time
What can I say
I don't feel the need to give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help, no, I know I'm right, alright
I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice

When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
(Because your kiss) is what I miss when I turn out the lights

I go crazy wondering what there is to really see
Did the night just take up your time, 'cause it means more to me
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing

I don't forget what I want, what I want
Regret what I've done, regret you, I couldn't go on

But if you insist on knowing my bliss
I'll tell you this
If you want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I'll tell you why

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
(Because your kiss) is what I miss when I turn out the lights

I really miss you babe

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
(Because your kiss) is what I miss when I turn out the lights

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life

Kiss On My List

by Death Menace July 17, 2023


visual bucket list

1. It is a literal bucket list of people, places, things, or otherwise visible events like a sun setting, either for those that are losing their vision or for those that want to expand heir horizons.

2. A tool for those that experiment with drugs and wish to see things from a different perspective, such as a 'visual bucket list of everyday taken-for-granted things,' like the people on the daily subway commute or the flowers in a backyard garden.
3. A list that is similar to a bucket list, except it's for aesthetic pleasing only.

Example:
1. Bob made a visual bucket list yesterday for our DMT trip tonight in the desert.

2. Luaren wanted to see everything red and green in her daily commute to and from work, as her color blindness is kicking in and she's losing the ability to see those colors.

Yea. Deal with it.

Stacy made a visual bucket list yesterday and she wants to do Acid tonight.

by Nightblu3 July 10, 2017


That List

A list of people wit AIDS and other STD's popularized by Soulja Boy

"If you put it in raw its goin burn when you piss"

"Arab's on that list twice"

by Mike R.J March 30, 2008


Emergency BacktheFuckup List

An Emergency BacktheFuckup list is the third tier of your emergency contact list formation. First is your Emergency contact list i.e. immediate family/partner, Emergency Contact Backup i.e. close friends and family, then the Emergency Contact BacktheFuckup List i.e. are the people that come through 75 percent of the time 50 percent of the time

Andrea says “ I’m going for surgery on Thursday, your on my Emergency BacktheFuckup List”
Tony says “Why am I not on your Emergency Contact list”
Andrea says “Just kidding dawg, you know your on that top level list”

by TWooo January 2, 2023


N-list

A celebrity that is unknown.

Which celebrity? (Name of person) Never heard of him, must be an N-lister.

by Kerries May 18, 2022


Ultra Hard Badge List

a game on roblox that is a list of very difficult badges on roblox and if you get enough you can appear on the leaderboard

fuck the ultra hard badge list mane i spent 20 hours tryna get the round 50 badge only to die at 48

by nyanla July 31, 2024