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The song you should listen too, when you feel like there's nothing to live for, when you start feeling that life ain't all that beautiful.
Yesterday, I'd planned to kill myself, and just when I was about to hang myself, the radio played Louis Armstrong's - What a wonderful world! and listening to the radio play that song, I just couldn't.
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Do you listen to Louis tomlinson?
IF THEY DO THEY ARE GAY
Person a: do you listen to Louis tomlinson
Person b: yes
Person a : are you?
Person b: are you?
Person a: yes
Person b: yes me too
To quiet a screaming baby by first shaking it vigorously and then placing it in a motel microwave.
Josh thought he'd discovered a whole new frontier of fucked-up when he tossed and toasted his 2-month-old at the motel 6 in Galveston, but it was just another ordinary Saint Louis Shake n' Bake.
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Similar to the St. Louis Hood Ornament, but you top off your poo with a sprinkle of fentanyl, carjack the vehicle's owner, and crash it into a parked car while eluding police.
Operator: "911...What's your emergency?"
Citizen: "I was driving on Natural Bridge near Goodfellow and somebody just gave me the ole North St. Louis Hood Ornamemt."
An anus of a man or women, also known as dirty penny, bunghole, Rusty Sherrifs badge
While banging my girl, I slipped it into her St. Louis Brown Eye
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The Walmart version of Edina but without the budget and the awards, St. louis Park High School is a school made up of suburban white kids and staff who think they’re progressive and different when in reality they’re just as racist and bigoted as every other majority white school in Minnesota. They’ll cape for their precious white kids but won’t hesitate to suspend Black/POC students for weeks at a time. Want the SLP experience? Head to a Trump rally.
“Did you hear about that girl who posed with a Confederate flag at St. Louis Park High School?”
“Yeah and she said she didn’t know what it meant? What a fucking liar.”
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After you have finished with anal sex, you flip around and let the woman lick the poop off your erection.
The Dave was the first ever person to receive a St. Louis Chocolate Bar!
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