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A condition involving someone who has just had a massive penis in their mouth, spooge and all, go down the wrong pipe. Days later, the poor helpless soul has forgotten the blowjob, and now stupidly thinks he's gotten some kind of upper respiratory infection, but is so fucking poor that he can't afford meds to treat it. This sad, pathetic individual is then left to troll myspace, begging for free antibiotics.
This is based upon a little-known incident recently, where a "paranormal investigator" calling himself Lord Rick, somehow became ill, with something in his neck, and began begging people on his myspace blog for free antibiotics, and whining about how some nurse friend of his has stopped talking to him. Gee, I wonder why.
Oh shit! Did you hear about Carl? He was down by the docks lastnight and blew a sailor. Now he's got Lord Rick Neck!
Rick Ta Life aka Rick Healey, front man for hardcore band, 25 Ta Life... Ranting Rick, always posting some kind of obnoxious blog about "keepin' it real wit da home ez".
Person 1: Did you see Rick Ta Life at the show last night?
Person 2: Ya, he was yelling jibberish into the microphone.
A man with a legendarily large penis whose given name is Eric, Rick or any variation.
I wanted to play jump rope, but lacked the required materials. Luckily Big Dick Rick came by and offered his penis.
a moment of forgetfulness when making an important point in a speech or debate.
I had a Rick Perry moment when trying to list the top 5 choices.
Clever Smooth swagger charismaclout
Person A: Yo I just secured the bag
Person b: Damn! How'd you do that?
Person a: I ran up and took that shit
Person b: DAMN! YOU A SLICK RICK MF FOR THAT!
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU- someone said as they talked to Rick Assly(spelled wrong on porpus) they only had eyes for him. They only wanted to fuck him
IM RICK ROLL SEXUAL FOR FUCKIN RICK ASSLY
The act of masturbating with an empty toilet paper roll until you reach climax, then right after climax you scream at the top of your lungs "I'm Rick James bitch!".
When I get lonely I sometimes spoil my self with a dirty Rick James.