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The act of announcing a campaign for the office of President that results in most voters reacting like they've had painful forced anal intercourse.
1st Voter: "Did you see Michelle Bachman's Rick Perry Party the other day"
2nd Voter: "My electoral butt hurts after that announcement"
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A condition involving someone who has just had a massive penis in their mouth, spooge and all, go down the wrong pipe. Days later, the poor helpless soul has forgotten the blowjob, and now stupidly thinks he's gotten some kind of upper respiratory infection, but is so fucking poor that he can't afford meds to treat it. This sad, pathetic individual is then left to troll myspace, begging for free antibiotics.
This is based upon a little-known incident recently, where a "paranormal investigator" calling himself Lord Rick, somehow became ill, with something in his neck, and began begging people on his myspace blog for free antibiotics, and whining about how some nurse friend of his has stopped talking to him. Gee, I wonder why.
Oh shit! Did you hear about Carl? He was down by the docks lastnight and blew a sailor. Now he's got Lord Rick Neck!
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Rick Ta Life aka Rick Healey, front man for hardcore band, 25 Ta Life... Ranting Rick, always posting some kind of obnoxious blog about "keepin' it real wit da home ez".
Person 1: Did you see Rick Ta Life at the show last night?
Person 2: Ya, he was yelling jibberish into the microphone.
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A man with a legendarily large penis whose given name is Eric, Rick or any variation.
I wanted to play jump rope, but lacked the required materials. Luckily Big Dick Rick came by and offered his penis.
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a moment of forgetfulness when making an important point in a speech or debate.
I had a Rick Perry moment when trying to list the top 5 choices.
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A show made exclusively for people over 100,000 IQ points,with funny and clever jokes like "I'M PICKLE RICCKKKKKKKKKKK"and "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUBBB".It also has jerry,a giant faggot no one likes but apparently fucked a avocado.Hundreds upon hundreds of ceremonial videos were made for the show,mostly people dancing to dubstep and other hip and cool stuff.killmeplease
I watch Rick and morty so I am smart
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
You should go on Netflix and watch Rick and Morty
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