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To excessively compliment someone.
Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.
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The Act/Process of washing one's self in a gas station/truck stop's bathroom sink with paper towels and hand soap. The process usually only covers the face, neck, underarms, and chest.
No Letiscia, I stink because an "Oklahoma car wash" is all I can afford right now.
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The act of cleaning a newly purchased item from a store or online marketplace, particularly but not limited to, kitchen appliances, for the purpose of preventing infection from any foreign bacteria from an unclean factory or unpaid child labourer overseas.
Mike: I just bought this bong today, want to try it out?
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it
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You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.
The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down
Old-school definition:
When dumping out, a turd hits the water at high speed, usually because of the gas build up behind it increasing velocity. This causes the toilet water to splash, sending toilet water up your butt hole. A very uncomfortable mental and physical reaction because you realize that bog water has shot up your ass.
OMG, I took a power shit and got bog-washed. Now I have bog water up my ass. I'm glad I was at home, and not on some some nasty 7-11 toilet. Need to force a shit to get it out of there!
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the act of peeing on a poop stain in a toilet to wash it away.
you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean
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after you cum in your girl; she slides her dripping pussy all over you.
Had to have a hot shower after I got a Taco car wash from my girl.