When you don’t know where you are
You: why am i here
Friend: IDK
it is a synonym for Where the lie tho? and is a response when you expose someone or tell the truth in a humorous way and there is a shocked or surprised reaction
1: "Emily was highkey a bitch at that party tbh"
2: "BrUHHHH"
3:"Am I wrong tho?"
Bc u haven’t found the right time to die
Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya
No one loves you!!!!!!!
MIke: why am I single?
Joe: no one loves you mike that's why your single!!!!!!
Used when old people try to say something that is 'cool'
1."Dad what are you doing?"
2. "Yeeting on dem zombs. Am I right gamers?"
Am I Blood is a band similar to metallica but they sound like metallica before they sucked with awesome vocals and beatiful riffs
Metalhead 1: Hey how'd you like that Am I Blood song i sent you?
Metalhead 2: i thought that was metallica wow they are good
phrase. Said whenever you realize that you have walked in on an intimate moment of a relationship. The most common response is a short silence, then a no.
Person: *walks into room* Hi! Oh.... Am I interrupting something?
Couple vigorously banging: .....................no.