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A movement for the lives of all the monkeys in need. Something that promotes monkey well being and stands for all monkey kind. The monkey movement was founded by Connor H, Andreas B, and Wilfthemilf.
Blue Lives Matter (abbreviated BLM) is a grassroots social movement that aims to empower Smurfs and to eliminate all discriminatory practices against Smurfs. It was established in early 2018 when two Smurfs got jumped by police officers because they were allegedly causing a ruckus on the streets (when in fact they were just singing and dancing). After the incident happened, people took to Twitter to express their animosity against what these police officers did, and thus the #BlueLivesMatter hashtag was born.
"Doesn't matter whether you are white, black, brown, or blue, everybody should be treated equally no matter what. The fact that two of our own had to experience such unwarranted discrimination is just outrageous. #Blue Lives Matter"
-Papa Smurf on Twitter | 8:21 PM - 26 February 2018
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A show that has been in a constant state of decline, no matter who you ask.
14 year old-"Man, SNL started sucking once Will Ferrel left!"
19 year old-"Man, SNL has sucked Chris Farley and Mike Myers left!"
35 year old-"Man, SNL sucked ever since Eddie Murphy left!"
50 year old-"STFU young'uns, Saturday Night Live sucked once John Belushi left!"
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prime example of today's youths' musical taste, or lack thereof. Just exactly what's wrong with society and why all the other countries hate us (ok, maybe not that)
Dude, Carson Daly is a total kiss-ass. I wish I could land a gig just by calling Kelly Osbourne the best singer ever.
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In a world where economic preservation is value-compared over safeguarding life, some leaders have proposed a 'business as usual' plan that accepts significant mortality in deference to maintaining a healthy economy. Must we sacrifice the pillars of our society to COVID-19?
Who really gives a shit if a bunch of old fucks bit it? Weren't they gonna die soon anyway? And, they fucked up the climate...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?
Old Lives Matter...
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"Live and Let Die" is originally a song written by Paul McCartney. The lyrics refer to a young naive person saying Live and let Live. But after being exposed to more of the world and becoming worn down by it, he says Live and Let Die meaning I'm going to what I want and everyone else can get screwed.
"I am so tired of everyone taking advantage of me. I'm going to Live and Let Die from now on!"
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Ironical euthemism used in answers when somebody asking about anything unstable and that can suddenly change in totally opposite way.Can also be used in statements when telling about such thing.
(Euthemism by M.A.Penkin)
"The only thing i can tell about tomorrow's weather-you are living in Russia!"
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