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National disrespect women day

Celebrated on August 10th,
Today nobody has to respect a woman or treat them special.

Person A: Dude, that girl is so pretty
Person B: Bro it's National Disrespect Women day
Person A: My bad, she truly looks terrible

by SerbianLoser August 10, 2022


women points

(not to be confused with man points): points that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.

husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).

by Sexydimma March 26, 2013


National Women In Uniforms Day

Today is National women in uniform day!

So go appreciate all the hot and amazing women in uniforms<3
National Women In Uniforms Day Is amazing!

by QueenNavy October 17, 2022


Respect your Women Day

Men have to cook, clean and watch the kids while mom drinks.

Man- sorry, can't go out tonight, it's Respect your Women day... I'm cleaning and cooking so my women can get wasted.

by Jamjen March 15, 2017


super sigma Ohio skibidi toilet tv women mewing

I'm bored pls help

is it super sigma Ohio skibidi toilet tv women mewing

by skibidisigmaword April 29, 2024


Sawyer Drawing Women

Sawyer draws only conventionally attractive women in all his drawings. He is a terrible person.

I wish I could stop Sawyer Drawing Women

by wildbub November 25, 2022


Cafe Women

Cafe woman was a popular phrase used in the 1940's thru the 1980's for a loose woman in the African American community that frequented clubs and cafe's that played blues music from a juke box. She was a woman that hung out in such establishments usually drunk or drinking. She was normally scantily dressed, with a top on that was too small for her breast. They are very loud when they talked, ill manners and would carry assorted weapons like a knife, small pistol or a straight razor in their bra or purse. They normally come to the club alone of with another cafe woman.

Cafe women are sexually loose and loud women that get drunk and hang out in blues cafes.

"Terry's sister was dressed like a cafe woman with her breast all out. I smelled alcohol on her breath, and when she leaned forward to pick up the keys she dropped, a straight razor fell out from between her breasts!!!"

by 82663 January 2, 2022