When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!
Person who gets easily drunk off 1 can of beer
Look at John he’s so drunk he’s only had 1 beer flipping 1 can wonder!
Well It Means You're Turning The Other Eye Against The Situation At Hand Or On Sight With That In Regard You Act Blind As If You Didn't See Nothing Cause What You Saw Is Pretty Much Hilarious
Q: Yo Bro You Done Seen That
A: nah bro Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation
Another word for tribadism--when someone rubs their vulva against another vulva or set of genitals in a non penetrative manner.
My girlfriend and I were scissoring last night.
Oh, you mean wonder twinning?
the act of starting a non-competitive cycling event from the first junction after the race has started in order to avoid the sometimes extortionate entry fees
That bai just pulled a first junction wonder, what a scumbag!
Lets frown and be resentful in his general direction
Phrase used usually to describe someone who is a Genius and a Son of a Bitch at the same time, or in other occasions, someone who, even being a total idiot, is someone that you admire in some way
In some rare occasions, it's also used when you want to say good luck to your Best Friend in an Humorous way
it has it's origins on a Greentext from an user on 4Chan where the user describes himself playing a game with another person
Example one: Man, he just called everyone an idiot in the presentation today, but it was the most epic way to do it, what an Wonderful Bastard
Example two: Guy G: goodbye boi, i go to save country, c u never
Guy T: Goodbye, you wonderful Bastard
Example Tree: Guy D: sorry, i can't come, i'm having Chemical Exams
Guy C: oh really? sorry to hear it, goodbye, Good luck, you Wonderful Bastard *hangs up*
When you see someone's face for the first time and they looked better with the man on.
My doctor is a mdw ( mask does wonders).